Last week, Squeaky (Jake's Mom) had her high school class reunion. She won't let us say how old she is, but as the photo below of t...

So, last night Princess Yellow Hair came to King Jake and said, "I've got a few bug bites." Jake didn't think too much of...

Well, one mouse down and X mice to go. X is what we call a variable. It is one of those math terms that means that we don't have any...

Apparently, after having taken an extended holiday, the mice have returned. We haven't seen a single mouse for over 5 months and figure...

Why is it that ordinarily intelligent people will do things like staring up in the air to see if any big rocks are going to fall on their he...

The parade really doesn't even get started until the band marches by. By marching in the case of the Pohick Band, we actually mean roll...

Pohick National News ( PNN ). In some places they are called a sub sandwich. In other places they are called a grinder. In the Kingdom o...

The extended Pohick family got together this weekend for the annual Pohick Harvest Parade. Everyone in the Kingdom showed up for this extra...

It was a beautiful Post-Summer/ Pre-Fall Day with clear Skies and an ambient temperature of 82 degrees? With a day this nice, there was no w...

Road Rage is defined as one or more of the following behaviors. speeding and aggressive acceleration tailgating cutting others off weaving i...

So StarrySpark has been back to school for a little over a week now. One of her classes is Science. Each of the students was asked to ill...

While at the safari park Jake to StarrySpark: "Don't let me get your goat." StarrySpark : (Silence...Blink...Blink...Wheels i...

One night per week, Jake is required to prepare dinner for the Pohick family. Molly told Jake that if he made TV dinners or ordered pizza o...

So, what do you get for the man who has everything? You get him a Segway of course. It's not as if Jake actually needs exercise. Sinc...

Why is Molly being attacked by a giant lizard while riding her bicycle? No one is exactly sure. Molly has insisted however that that Jake in...

One way to ensure that your house guests do not overstay their welcome is to have them stay in the guest room in the dungeon. Here we see Q...

Coloring Book - $ 4.99 . Crayola Markers - $6.84. Being able to color yourself from head to toe in the 30 seconds that your mother and fat...

It is beyond a doubt a very blustery day here in Pohick. According to the National Hurricane Center , we are expecting to get whacked by Hu...

What a great idea. Let's go to the zoo. Everything was fine and dandy until it came time to feed the animals. Jake's tummy got a ...

When folks visit pohick from out of town, we like to show them a good time by taking them on a tour of our local cultural attractions. When...