Wednesday, March 08, 2006

StarrySpark and Grocery Girl - Episode 14


Introducing Rumblin Stumble Foot... Extract from"Who's Who in the World's Superheros".

Real Name: Undisclosed however, rumor has it that he us related to StarrySpark and Grocery Girl.

Secret Identity: Rumblin Stumble Foot

Super Powers: Able to leap low level objects in 6 or 7 bounds. Rumblin Stumble Foot has super salivation power and intermittent cloaking technology. He is also highly maneuverable and can out run most of his enemies.

Weaknesses: His unusual spoken dialect is often misunderstood by adults as mere babbling. He also has issues with short naps and bananas.

Months earlier our super hero was attacked with a pricing gun inside a Toys-R-Us store. The vicious attack left our hero locked in the state of a coma (and marked 50% off) unaware of the recent events surrounding Starry Spark and Grocery Girl. His attacker went unidentified as no one but our hero saw the perpetrator. That is until Rumblin Stumble Foot awoke from his deep slumber. The mystery of who attacked Rumblin Stumble Foot was instantly solved when our super hero sat up and yelled, "bla bla bla bla" which loosely translated means, "Where's the Leprechaun King?" Tune in tomorrow for the next exciting episode of StarrySpark and Grocery Girl. Episode 15 - The Leprechauns Take a Bath.

StarrySpark and Grocery Girl Episode Guide.

2 comments:

  1. Anonymous2:46 PM

    Rumblin Stumble Foot eah! Looks like they are pulling out all the stops, they are getting desperate. Thin hair, that means unusually high levels of brain activity, but that means he will have to take mid-day naps to recharge. He looks pretty mean. Probably be a tough Leprechaun fighter though with a low center of gravity. He will be a challenge but my money is on the evil Leprechauns. I bet they can put him in time out and make him drink Emerald Lactshake fortified with Iron. He looks pretty tolerant to me. I bet the drool has paralyzing properties in it. I would also guess that he has super sticky grip hands to keep evil doers from getting away. I hear he has a patented poutty lip followed by a mind control cry that gets him what he wants. Probably works good to get cookies. Looks like the Leprechaun King and his little evil doers got their work cut out for them.

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  2. Anonymous5:34 PM

    with his straight face he can fight anyone!!!! hes my hero!!! nana loves you stummble foot!!!!! hope to see you soon~!!!

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