Molly: I think we should do a yard sale.
Jake: I am not doing a yard sale. If you want to sell things, put them on EBAY.
Molly: I already paid for the ad in the newspaper. We are having a yard sale.
Jake: Whatever, I'm not helping.
Molly: Can you help me move my tables and things outside for the yard sale?
Jake: Grumble, Grumble, Grumble...........
-~-~ Flash forward in time -~-~
Molly: Can you help me move my things back into the house?
Jake: Why do you still have so much stuff left? Did you make enough to pay for the ad in the newspaper.
Molly: Shut up!
Jake: Can we do EBAY next year or just donate the stuff to a homeless shelter? At least we could get a receipt for the donation.
Molly: Shut up!
Jake: Grumble, Grumble, Grumble...........................
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