All around the city, the citizens of Opolis are lining up at mobile green milkshake distribution points under the influence of the Leprechaun King's army of evil little leprechaun's.
Citizens of Opolis: Must get Green Milk Shakes....Must get Green Milk Shakes....Must get Green Milk Shakes....
Where are our superheros StarrySpark and Grocery Girl? Can anyone stop the Leprechaun King's evil plan? I wonder if the Green Milk Shakes are tasty? Tune in tomorrow for the next exciting episode of StarrySpark and Grocery Girl. Episode 11 - Trouble at the Operation Center
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Farm Hill Farmers Report record breaking sales of Milk in the Opolis Region of the country. Dairy farms cannot meet the demand. Farmers explain that a Private firm of Oompa Loompas are paying with Green Milkshakes and cash to break contracts with their current distributors. Today on grocery shelves everywhere in Opolis a new line of products hit the shelves; baby formula Emerald Lactshake fortified with Iron and without for Iron intolerant. Advertises better than moms breast milk complete with antibody enhancers for a stronger immune system, Diet Products include, Jade Fast, quickly drop the weight with this Low Calorie Milk Shake, drink as much as you want, it’s sinfully good, watch the weight melt away, no exercise is required, Green Cottage Cheese Shake, has half the calories with the flavor of Mint Chocolate Chip ice cream. For the athlete and GNC goers there are the Green Mega Mass Protein Shakes, enlarge your muscles with this dehydrated shake, tastes better than those dirt flavored enhancers on the market, guaranteed to work without working out, drink 8 shakes a day and look like Arnold Swartzenager.
Wall Street investment analysts concerns on effects to the market. Who is behind this private firm? Speculation has it that this influence could be funded by private interest groups in the Middle East. Is this a threat to Homeland Security? Congress is looking into a grand jury investigation on this new threat. Tonight on Crossfire this phenomena will be discussed by leading product and economic experts.
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